After reading here, that Portland Mayor Sam Adams has issued a proposed resolution of the Portland City Council supporting an amendment to the U.S. Constitution that makes clear that corporations are not people and money is not speech, I had an idea.
In fact, I believe it to be a brilliant idea whose time has come, if I do say so myself. (And no doubt, probably will…)
Yet, here it is:
We Pro-Life nuts scattered about the country promise to support non-personhood status for all corporations, if you Occupod nut-job types promise as well to support personhood status to all unborn children.
In a nutshell, (so to speak), “we’ll dump the fat cats for you, if you give us back our babies.”
I propose here…
to occupy together…
a common ground moment…
most American’s say they’ve long-yearned for…
by a shared initiative dubbed…
‘The ‘Fat Cats Lose, Babies Win!’
Amendment to the United States Constitution.
The only requirement of both sides is to work together equally hard in passing one amendment with language that will satisfy each of our goals, these two premises:
—corporations are not people and money is not speech.
—define personhood as beginning at conception and that the purpose is to protect all life, regardless of age, health, function, physical or mental dependency, or method of reproduction.
That’s it. Whose with it, or why not?
Me, the Cynical,
Me, the People,
Me, the Serious,
We, the 99%?