Mother of All Conspiracies! — The Happy Meal Party and U.N. Are Going After Ronald McDonald

Ken Yeager said, “the aim is to help direct parents to more healthy choices.” He said, “the government has a responsibility to keep kids safe…”

Supervisor Ken Yeager said, “the aim is to help direct parents to more healthy choices.” He said, “the government has a responsibility to keep kids safe…”

If you think that this new Santa Clara County, Ca., Law banning our beloved ‘Happy Meals’ (Remember parents, No toy, no happy meal…) is doomed to pass away with the next political wind, you’re wrong. Something must be done.

Not only are people like this willing to rip Happy Meal toys out of our screamin’ kids hands before we reach the pick-up window, but they won’t be happy themselves until they accomplish the unthinkable–forcibly retire Ronald McDonald.

Yea, that’s right.  The Dems are after Ronald McDonald and organizations like The Junk Food Generation  and Consumers International apparently also have the support of the United Nations (W.H.O).

Read it and weep kiddy’s.

As a parent I’m taking action now for the future– I’m going to spend the next 10 to 15 years reminding my children each and every time we drive by or visit McDonald’s exactly who and which party took away their Happy Meal toys… In fact, being a home school parent allows me to fully in-grain this travesty within the memory banks of each of my kids. Heck, I may even re-edit their history books as they sleep… Yes, Draconian, I know.

I started my campaign tonight by taking what liberty I have left and giving the Dems a new party name. Something catchy and symbolic, easily grasped and memorized was needed. Yes, that’s it, I thought to myself after a bit.  “For now on kids in this house you call ’em “The Happy Meal Party””. Yes, the Happy Meal Party.

Fitting, don’t you think?

The Happy Meal Party takes away your toys and purposely creates unemployment… 

Guaranteed, in 2016 and 2024,  my kids will vote accordingly.  

The Grinch’s plan follows:  

Help Ronald to Retire

Focus on … , , ,  Corporate Accountability’s new campaign asks for your support in calling for Ronald McDonald to retire. A new report published by the organisation found 52% of Americans ‘favor stopping corporations from using cartoons and other children’s characters to sell harmful products to children.’ Even amongst those with a favourable impression of Ronald, 46% support his retirement, rising to 50% for those with children under 18. Corporate Accountability is now calling for Ronald, who has been selling burgers to children since 1963, to retire. Specifically they are calling on McDonalds to:

• end all use of celebrities, cartoons, and branded and licensed characters
that appeal to children;

• eliminate all gifts, toys, collectibles, games or other incentive
items from kids meals; and

• remove all advertising and promotional materials from places children visit
frequently including schools, playgrounds, recreation and community centers,
and pediatric health care centers.

You can sign Ronald’s retirement card, contribute to the photo petition and test your knowledge of his role in advertising here

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